10. Because a tropical state of mind is a terrible thing to waste

9. We get lei'd often

8. We need help searching for the lost shaker of salt

7. We have booze

6. Everything's bigger in Texas including the Jimmy Buffett concerts

5. We like Fruitcakes
4. The woman to blame is in our club
3. Its always 5 O'clock here
2. We have alot to drink about
and the number 1 reason to join the Seguin Parrot Head Club is
1. We party with a purpose